Aquarius, the Water Bearer
After a quiet start your love life will certainly pick up - however, keep in mind that the RSPCA takes a very dim view of that sort of thing. As the year draws to a close you will begin to feel colder in a very physical sense, but don't worry, this should be gone by next summer. Statistically, Aquarians are more prone to lawn-mower attack than any other sign. Keep this in mind and feel free to use it as an excuse.