Aries, the Ram
A good second half of 1998 for Aries as a freak gardening accident will result in you being left a fortune. Beware, however, of any conditions in the will that mention Haunted Houses or Salad Cream. Relationships will be rocky, especially for those of you who enjoy mountaineering, but persevere and it will come off with a damp cloth and some meths. As an arien you may well feel an urge to call yourself the master race and invade Poland; it's probably best to resist this before the end of October.